If you grew up in the 1990s or earlier, then you remember Barbie. Debuting in 1959, Barbie is one of America's most classic toys. When Barbie was created, her proportions were not perfect. It took many decades before Barbie's image began to reflect any sort of female normalcy. In fact, early Barbie was impossibly disproportionate. She was given a tiny waist, overbearing breasts, was about 5'9” and only 110lbs, which is terrible. (I am 5'3” and weigh an average 130lbs, so that should tell you something isn't right about her.) Finally, Barbie's waist was extended, and although there are still some controversial opinions about Barbie, you can tell just by looking at her that there has been a massive improvement.
But
what if you had to choose the most attractive Barbies, despite their
unlikely measurements? I looked through The
Barbie Collection (of which all pictures are attributed) at
hundreds of dolls, and picked out the ones I thought were the most
beautiful. The following is a (personally biased) list of the most
physically appreciative dolls to date.
#26. Angel
of Peace Barbie Doll (1999)
This
doll has a wholesome look to her, which isn't something nineties
Barbies typically had going on for them.
I
like this doll because she's sparkly. A stupid reason? Maybe. But
look how shiny she is! It's eye-popping and dazzling. She has a
unique reddish hair color and delightful skin tone, and the
lavender of her dress really makes her mocha skin and emerald eyes
pop. Gold and pastels were a perfect choice for this beautiful doll.
#25. The
Twilight Saga: Eclipse Alice (2010)
Did
I really just pick a Twilight
Barbie?
I don't even like Twilight! Either way, this Barbie is an accurate representation of Alice from the series.
What
I like about Alice here is her shape. She has that adorable
heart-shaped face and overall petite look (without looking too
skinny.) She has a cute lip shape, and a very cute bob haircut.
Overall she's, well, cute! My favorite thing about her, other than
her shape, is that her eyes really pop. She can pull off the pale
look without looking sickly. Also, her outfit suits her. Although the design was based on the Twilight character, the Alice doll remains one of my favorites.
# 24. Barbie
Doll as Goldie Hawn (2009)
Wait
a minute...finally, a Barbie with tattoos?! Actually, this inked Barbie is a tribute to a '60s television series called Rowan
and Martin's Laugh In with
actress Goldie Hawn. Hawn
played a tattooed go-go dancer, who is now...a Barbie doll? Yep.
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This
remains one of the most fun and attractive Barbies to date. Firstly,
this Barbie has moxie. Look at that pose! Secondly, she's stylish.
Many people have tattoos these days – I'm sitting here typing with
a half-sleeve. And this Barbie pulls off the inked style with ease.
She looks fun and friendly, with stylish hair and a great smile.
Overall, a wonderful, likable addition to the Barbie collection.
#23. Barbie
Doll as Marilyn Monroe (2009)
This
doll (along with the former Goldie Hawn doll) are both from the
“Blonde
Ambition Collection” of Barbie. Before you start flailing, no:
she doesn't have a trademark mole, because she is Barbie as
Marilyn,
not Marilyn the Barbie. (Word order is important! Get your
edumacashuns!)
Monroe
was a natural beauty (although
her dress size wasn't as large as people think.) This doll really
encompasses her look, while still managing to look like Barbie (as
the title dictates.) The golden dress and sheen in her hair suggests
a regal, feminine look, and the expression she wears is indicative of
desire. A very physically appealing Barbie, to say the least!
#22. Birthday
Wishes Barbie Doll – African American (2014)
This
Barbie is definitely a favorite because of her skin and facial
expression. Reminds me a little of Isabela from Dragon Age II.
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“Birthday
Wishes” Barbie can mean anything. In fact, it sounds rather
generic. But this doll really makes you do a double take. Although
this is the “African-American” version, to me, she looks like an
African-Puertoricana...which is mind-blowingly sexy. I'm personally
not a fan of the pink (it takes away from the glow of her skin,) but
the vibrancy of her eyes and voluminous hair definitely add to her
beauty.
#21.
Dynasty Barbie Doll Alexis (2010)
I
spent forever looking at this doll, wondering why in blazes I found
her so attractive. She's too skinny (although the sleeve fringe at
least helps with the tiny shoulders) and there isn't anything
particularly exquisite about her save her glamorous silver-gold
clothing combo (which is hard to pull off but they nailed it.) Then
it hit me...she looks like award-winning actress Liza Minnelli! Richtig, Mein Lieberherr?
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I
feel bad because there isn't a whole lot I can say about the doll,
just a lot
I
can say about this timeless actress. But since this Barbie looks like
one of my favorite actresses, she's on the list! Biased? Yes. It's my
list, damned it! Mine!
#20.
Faraway Forest Elf Barbie Doll (2014)
I'm
a gamer, and a huge nerd. I have spent my share of time wrapped up in
video games and D&D. Popularity with fantasy has increased with
the growth of popular culture, and now, there's a Barbie to prove it.
I
like this Barbie because she encompasses the dramatic fantasy I so
often enjoy. I like her for simplistic reasons: I like her long, red
hair, and her pale skin. I enjoy her rose colored lips and how
intense her eyes are. Her adornments suit her fantastically – green
and brown are wonderful red-head colors. This
Barbie is a hundred bucks! She's that awesome!
#19.
Goddess of Beauty Barbie Doll (2000)
I
like this Barbie because she does
look
like a goddess, is
beautiful,
and has that gorgeous, Greek, sun-kissed tone.
It's
not easy to pull off gold and white combos (and white girls usually
fail miserably,) but Greek? Why yes, she can pull it off! Because of
her olive skin, this doll looks stunning. Not only does she have the
clothes, she has the regal, god-status jewelry going on (all gold,
naturally!) She has an excellent hairstyle, which indicates
femininity and power. But what I like most about her are her lush
lips, which are thicker than most Barbies without seeming to look
disproportionate.
#18.
Green Lantern Carol
Ferris Barbie
Doll (2011)
Oh,
I am so okay with nerding out over this Barbie! I love comics and
superheroes. That they made this Barbie speaks well of the increase
of nerds like me in the world.
First,
I'd like to point out, and excuse my point-blankness, that she isn't
a ho-bag. She's wearing an outfit that makes sense for her profession
(ultimately, fighting crime.) She has beautiful, smoky eyes and -and
this, I find unique- a very determined
look
on her face. She looks
like
she wants to promote justice. For a Barbie, this is astoundingly
badass.
The
“HRC
Style Barbie” was a line of Hard Rock Cafe dolls that Mattel
made. This was only my favorite out of the bunch. One of the best
selling Barbies in the world was an early '90s Barbie called Totally Hair
Barbie.
While
her
hair
looked like a package of pasta noodles, this Barbie takes hair to the
extreme while making it look good.
She
has that fun look without being too showy, and has personality due to
her unique style and guitar accessory. From her piercing to her
polished nails, this doll has attitude, and is easy on the eyes.
#16.
Harley Davidson Ken Doll #2 (2000)
Wait
– we can't forget about Ken! Barbie can be hot, but so can our
beloved Ken!
This
is definitely my favorite Ken doll (in terms of appearance.) Most
Kens are clean-shaved douchebags who, if they were real, would spend
more time in the washroom than us ladies. But look at this marvelous
icon of manliness: rugged appearance, facial hair, leather, chaps,
helmet with flames...the whole biker shebang! Now
all they need to do is make Jax
from Sons of Anarchy into a Ken doll...
#15.
I Dream of Autumn Barbie Doll (2006)
This
Barbie actually looks terribly familiar to me, but I just can't place
it. It's an actress but...nope, file not found. (Comment if you have
any ideas on who she looks like! It's killing me!)
This
doll was part of the “Dream-Seasons
Collection.” There is a Barbie for every season...but Autumn is
definitely the most sexy. She brings that rustic, warm feeling to
life with her unique autumn-themed dress. Although if she were
without the clothing, she may feel too normal (white, brown hair,
brown eyes) but she still has a dreamy smile and radiant glow about
her. This doll can pull off layers, an essential theme to go along
with fall leaves.
#14.
The
Divergent Series: Insurgent Tris Doll (2015)
Divergent
is
an action movie starring Shailine Woodley as Tris, who also appears
in the sequel, Insurgent,
with
shorter hair (like on the doll.)
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I
haven't actually seen the movies, but I love
this
doll. From her modest clothing to her cute, pixie-like hair, she has
a very natural, feminine appeal. She feels very realistic due to her
sporting solid earth tones and minimalist makeup. Overall, a very
attractive Barbie.
#13.
Italy Barbie Doll (2009)
This
is the kind of woman I'd have a one night stand with during an epic
travel across seas. Okay, so I've never done either of those things,
but I'm still young!
I
love the rich femininity of this Barbie. She is modern and stylish.
First, she has the heels and makeup going on. Her hair is done, and
she's definitely ready to meet someone. Next, she has a fantastic
outfit. She seems like the person who dresses up to go to the grocery
store just
in
case fate dictates she meet her one, true love, or maybe a person of
great passion. This Barbie spells love, lust and romance.
#12.
Japan
Ken
Doll (2010)
Another
Ken doll! And again, he's very manly. What can possibly be more
attractive than a warrior? Well, the answer to that is: a samurai!
This
Ken doll is absolutely breath-taking. Like the motorcycle Ken, he has
facial hair (can you tell I like beards, yet?) And this Ken has a
unique feature that most Ken dolls don't – his hair is just as long
and intricate as Barbie's, and so are his clothes. Japan
Ken
manages to look as beautiful as he does masculine, which is unique
and incredibly attractive. Besides, he has a katana!
#11.
Japan
Barbie
Doll (2010)
This
Barbie comes from the same “Dolls
of the World” set as Japan
Ken.
She is just as vibrant, and equally as stunning as her male
counterpart.
This
doll can pull off red like nobody's business. Come on, no one looks
that
good
in red! I have no idea when anybody would ever want to wear heels
that high, clothing that fancy, or makeup that intricately applied,
but judging by the expression on Japan
Barbie's
face, she knows what she wants and what she wants is to look good.
This
Barbie is unique because her expression is very, very
lustful.
Either that, or she's eying a delicious, chocolate cake. It's hard to
tell with us gals.
#10.
Joan Jett Doll (2009)
Joan
Jett is the best of the “Ladies
of the '80s” series (which also include Cyndi Lauper and Debbie
Harry.)
This
doll is ridiculously attractive. The doll (as opposed to the actual
Joan Jett) actually looks like my ex who had the same hairstyle at
one point. Unlike my ex-girlfriend, I look at this doll and know it
doesn't hate me. (Cue awkward silence.)
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If
you grew up in the eighties and liked rock, the you knew The
Blackhearts. This doll really encompasses that strong, eighties
rock vibe. Although the doll is a bit too skinny, she does have good
form, and her heart-shaped face is very cute.
#9.
Hunger Games Katniss Doll (2012)
The
Hunger Games got
very
popular.
And so did the character Katniss, along with the actress who played
her, Jennifer Lawrence who is known for her blunt and comedic
attitude.
Perhaps
I don't like the doll – perhaps I like Jennifer Lawrence. It's
tough to tell. But I think the doll is quite attractive (even more so
than the one that looks like Liza.) Her hairstyle is laid back, but
attractive. Her clothes are comfortable, but still cute. The doll's
blue eyes really stand out against the orange lining of the coat. And
of course, anyone who comes equipped with a bow and arrows is at
least a little interesting.
#8.
Kenyan Barbie Doll (1994)
For
1994, having a black, almost hairless doll really makes a positive
statement about society. The “Dolls
of the World” series made an effort to bring diversity to
Mattel, and some of the dolls are gorgeous.
I
like this Kenyan doll because she has little hair. This, coupled with
the amounts of clothing she is wearing, forces you to focus on her
face. Her eyes are ginormous, and they're really quite lovely. The
red-yellow-green combo is tough to pull off for anyone without making
it look childish. But this Barbie does it with ease. And her
elaborate jewelry makes for a unique and pretty doll.
#7.
Starring Barbie Doll in King
Kong (2002)
Admittedly
a very odd role for Barbie, this doll turned out to be fantastically
beautiful.
Some
classic movie dames are revered for their beauty, while others seem
to just blend in colorlessly with the rest, looking and sounding
alike. This doll encompasses one of the exceptions. She is a Barbie,
through and through (blond hair, blue eyes, pink dress.) But the
classic look works for her. Her hair fits the shape of her face very
well. The dress she is wearing is both sexy and stylish, and gives
off the classic cinematic vibe it intended. She has that pearly
complexion and tone, so light pink is absolutely the perfect color
for this damsel in distress. Unusually enough, she doesn't looked
frightened at the monkey; she looks kind of like she's debating on whether or not to eat that cupcake.
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#6.
Louisiana State University Barbie
Doll (2012)
Why
LSU commissioned Mattel to make Barbies (or...however they did it,) I
have no idea. But this was the result, and the result is really
cute.
I
appreciate this doll a lot. I don't really like cheerleaders or
college girls (in the traditional sense of the term) but this doll is
exceptionally pretty. Something seems wholesome about her, and it's
tough to explain why. She isn't showing unnecessary skin or wearing
loads of makeup. She's just a cheerleader, and looks content with
what she's doing. This Barbie has a pretty face and hair, and
generally, a positive feel.
#5.
Mexico Barbie
Doll (2014)
This
is another gorgeous addition to the “Dolls
of the World Collection”. And this doll is remarkably unique.
Although
Mexicana women are usually a bit darker in complexion, this doll
possesses fashionable clothing accurate to Mexican tradition. Blacks,
reds, yellows and whites are all common colors in feminine, Mexican
garb.
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The
outfit is a bold combination of traditional and professional. The
color of the suit, along with the bright bow and large hat, are
typical colors seen in Mexican formal wear. But this Barbie also has
a business sense about her with the jacket, heels and pencil skirt.
She has marvelous eyes that are absolutely entrancing. With a round
face and porcelain like complexion, she is beautiful in a traditional
fashion.
#4.
Oriental Barbie
Doll (1981)
This
is the oldest Barbie on the list, and is almost a decade older than I
am! Keep in mind that the
term “oriental” is outdated and can be rude due to its
disregard for individual cultures. (The fact that this doll isn't
specifically from one country or another is ignorant at best.)
Still,
the doll herself is beautiful. Her pale skin and round face is more
indicative of Chinese heritage. The richness of her brunette can be quite unique for east-Asian cultures, which I believe is a beautiful touch.
Although the skirt has a terrible shape, her jacket and colorful garb
is stunningly beautiful. Her bangs and unique orange-ish lipstick
give her a pretty look that makes her stand out among other Barbies.
#3.
Grease Rizzo
Barbie Doll (Dance
Off) (2008)
Everybody
loves Grease,
and
Rizzo is a timeless character from a very beloved movie.
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Rizzo
was pretty, and so is this doll. Although she's too thin to capture
Rizzo's attractive and curvy body type, the doll's face keeps the
same sexy square jaw and deep, dashing eyes. The red hallmark dress
looks perfect against her skin, as does her dark hair. In general,
this Barbie is charming and handsome, and so far, one of my absolute
favorites.
#2.
GONE WITH THE WIND SCARLETT
O'HARA Doll (2014)
Few Barbies look as great as their inspiration, but the Gone
with the Wind's Scarlett O'Hara doll is an uncanny likeness. O'Hara is a gorgeous Barbie (several,
actually) who happens to be one of the most attractive dolls out
there.
Out
of all the Barbies that relay classic, cinema beauty, the Scarlett
doll is my favorite. In part, this is due to her character from the
story. I love the inspired dress, as deep as red wine, contrasting
against her porcelain skin. The doll's eyes aren't just blue, they're
almost sea colored, blue with rich, green undertones. And the hair
isn't just brunette. It, too, has undertones, of deep red. This is a
very rich, tasteful look, as strong as it is feminine.
#1.
Barbie Doll as Lt. Uhura (2009)
The
last doll I've chosen is none other than our beloved Uhura,
originally played by the wonderful Nichelle Nichols and later by
Guardians
of the Galaxy's and
Avatar's
Zoe
Saldana (who the doll clearly represents.)
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What's
so attractive about the doll isn't necessarily the craftsmanship, but
what she represents: science fiction has come a long
way,
and is one of the oldest outlets supporting strong women that show
leadership. The doll does, however, really possess the same air of
charisma and whimsy that the lieutenant did. Complete with excellent
poise and a deadly weapon, this is one gorgeous Barbie.
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