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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Top 26 Most Attractive Barbie Dolls


If you grew up in the 1990s or earlier, then you remember Barbie. Debuting in 1959, Barbie is one of America's most classic toys. When Barbie was created, her proportions were not perfect. It took many decades before Barbie's image began to reflect any sort of female normalcy. In fact, early Barbie was impossibly disproportionate. She was given a tiny waist, overbearing breasts, was about 5'9” and only 110lbs, which is terrible. (I am 5'3” and weigh an average 130lbs, so that should tell you something isn't right about her.) Finally, Barbie's waist was extended, and although there are still some controversial opinions about Barbie, you can tell just by looking at her that there has been a massive improvement.


But what if you had to choose the most attractive Barbies, despite their unlikely measurements? I looked through The Barbie Collection (of which all pictures are attributed) at hundreds of dolls, and picked out the ones I thought were the most beautiful. The following is a (personally biased) list of the most physically appreciative dolls to date.

#26. Angel of Peace Barbie Doll (1999)

This doll has a wholesome look to her, which isn't something nineties Barbies typically had going on for them.

I like this doll because she's sparkly. A stupid reason? Maybe. But look how shiny she is! It's eye-popping and dazzling. She has a unique reddish hair color and delightful skin tone, and the lavender of her dress really makes her mocha skin and emerald eyes pop. Gold and pastels were a perfect choice for this beautiful doll. 


#25. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Alice (2010)

Did I really just pick a Twilight Barbie? I don't even like Twilight! Either way, this Barbie is an accurate representation of Alice from the series.

What I like about Alice here is her shape. She has that adorable heart-shaped face and overall petite look (without looking too skinny.) She has a cute lip shape, and a very cute bob haircut. Overall she's, well, cute! My favorite thing about her, other than her shape, is that her eyes really pop. She can pull off the pale look without looking sickly. Also, her outfit suits her. Although the design was based on the Twilight character, the Alice doll remains one of my favorites.


# 24. Barbie Doll as Goldie Hawn (2009)

Wait a minute...finally, a Barbie with tattoos?! Actually, this inked Barbie is a tribute to a '60s television series called Rowan and Martin's Laugh In with actress Goldie Hawn. Hawn played a tattooed go-go dancer, who is now...a Barbie doll? Yep.

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This remains one of the most fun and attractive Barbies to date. Firstly, this Barbie has moxie. Look at that pose! Secondly, she's stylish. Many people have tattoos these days – I'm sitting here typing with a half-sleeve. And this Barbie pulls off the inked style with ease. She looks fun and friendly, with stylish hair and a great smile. Overall, a wonderful, likable addition to the Barbie collection.


#23. Barbie Doll as Marilyn Monroe (2009)

This doll (along with the former Goldie Hawn doll) are both from the “Blonde Ambition Collection” of Barbie. Before you start flailing, no: she doesn't have a trademark mole, because she is Barbie as Marilyn, not Marilyn the Barbie. (Word order is important! Get your edumacashuns!)

Monroe was a natural beauty (although her dress size wasn't as large as people think.) This doll really encompasses her look, while still managing to look like Barbie (as the title dictates.) The golden dress and sheen in her hair suggests a regal, feminine look, and the expression she wears is indicative of desire. A very physically appealing Barbie, to say the least!


#22. Birthday Wishes Barbie Doll – African American (2014)
This Barbie is definitely a favorite because of her skin and facial expression. Reminds me a little of Isabela from Dragon Age II.

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Birthday Wishes” Barbie can mean anything. In fact, it sounds rather generic. But this doll really makes you do a double take. Although this is the “African-American” version, to me, she looks like an African-Puertoricana...which is mind-blowingly sexy. I'm personally not a fan of the pink (it takes away from the glow of her skin,) but the vibrancy of her eyes and voluminous hair definitely add to her beauty.


#21. Dynasty Barbie Doll Alexis (2010)


I spent forever looking at this doll, wondering why in blazes I found her so attractive. She's too skinny (although the sleeve fringe at least helps with the tiny shoulders) and there isn't anything particularly exquisite about her save her glamorous silver-gold clothing combo (which is hard to pull off but they nailed it.) Then it hit me...she looks like award-winning actress Liza Minnelli! Richtig, Mein Lieberherr?

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I feel bad because there isn't a whole lot I can say about the doll, just a lot I can say about this timeless actress. But since this Barbie looks like one of my favorite actresses, she's on the list! Biased? Yes. It's my list, damned it! Mine!


#20. Faraway Forest Elf Barbie Doll (2014)

I'm a gamer, and a huge nerd. I have spent my share of time wrapped up in video games and D&D. Popularity with fantasy has increased with the growth of popular culture, and now, there's a Barbie to prove it.

I like this Barbie because she encompasses the dramatic fantasy I so often enjoy. I like her for simplistic reasons: I like her long, red hair, and her pale skin. I enjoy her rose colored lips and how intense her eyes are. Her adornments suit her fantastically – green and brown are wonderful red-head colors. This Barbie is a hundred bucks! She's that awesome!


#19. Goddess of Beauty Barbie Doll (2000)

I like this Barbie because she does look like a goddess, is beautiful, and has that gorgeous, Greek, sun-kissed tone.

It's not easy to pull off gold and white combos (and white girls usually fail miserably,) but Greek? Why yes, she can pull it off! Because of her olive skin, this doll looks stunning. Not only does she have the clothes, she has the regal, god-status jewelry going on (all gold, naturally!) She has an excellent hairstyle, which indicates femininity and power. But what I like most about her are her lush lips, which are thicker than most Barbies without seeming to look disproportionate.


#18. Green Lantern Carol Ferris Barbie Doll (2011)

Oh, I am so okay with nerding out over this Barbie! I love comics and superheroes. That they made this Barbie speaks well of the increase of nerds like me in the world.

First, I'd like to point out, and excuse my point-blankness, that she isn't a ho-bag. She's wearing an outfit that makes sense for her profession (ultimately, fighting crime.) She has beautiful, smoky eyes and -and this, I find unique- a very determined look on her face. She looks like she wants to promote justice. For a Barbie, this is astoundingly badass.


#17. Hard Rock Cafe Barbie Doll (2007)

The “HRC Style Barbie” was a line of Hard Rock Cafe dolls that Mattel made. This was only my favorite out of the bunch. One of the best selling Barbies in the world was an early '90s Barbie called Totally Hair Barbie.



While her hair looked like a package of pasta noodles, this Barbie takes hair to the extreme while making it look good. She has that fun look without being too showy, and has personality due to her unique style and guitar accessory. From her piercing to her polished nails, this doll has attitude, and is easy on the eyes.




#16. Harley Davidson Ken Doll #2 (2000)

Wait – we can't forget about Ken! Barbie can be hot, but so can our beloved Ken!


This is definitely my favorite Ken doll (in terms of appearance.) Most Kens are clean-shaved douchebags who, if they were real, would spend more time in the washroom than us ladies. But look at this marvelous icon of manliness: rugged appearance, facial hair, leather, chaps, helmet with flames...the whole biker shebang! Now all they need to do is make Jax from Sons of Anarchy into a Ken doll...


#15. I Dream of Autumn Barbie Doll (2006)

This Barbie actually looks terribly familiar to me, but I just can't place it. It's an actress but...nope, file not found. (Comment if you have any ideas on who she looks like! It's killing me!)

This doll was part of the “Dream-Seasons Collection.” There is a Barbie for every season...but Autumn is definitely the most sexy. She brings that rustic, warm feeling to life with her unique autumn-themed dress. Although if she were without the clothing, she may feel too normal (white, brown hair, brown eyes) but she still has a dreamy smile and radiant glow about her. This doll can pull off layers, an essential theme to go along with fall leaves.


#14. The Divergent Series: Insurgent Tris Doll (2015)

Divergent is an action movie starring Shailine Woodley as Tris, who also appears in the sequel, Insurgent, with shorter hair (like on the doll.)

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I haven't actually seen the movies, but I love this doll. From her modest clothing to her cute, pixie-like hair, she has a very natural, feminine appeal. She feels very realistic due to her sporting solid earth tones and minimalist makeup. Overall, a very attractive Barbie.




#13. Italy Barbie Doll (2009)

This is the kind of woman I'd have a one night stand with during an epic travel across seas. Okay, so I've never done either of those things, but I'm still young!

I love the rich femininity of this Barbie. She is modern and stylish. First, she has the heels and makeup going on. Her hair is done, and she's definitely ready to meet someone. Next, she has a fantastic outfit. She seems like the person who dresses up to go to the grocery store just in case fate dictates she meet her one, true love, or maybe a person of great passion. This Barbie spells love, lust and romance.


#12. Japan Ken Doll (2010)

Another Ken doll! And again, he's very manly. What can possibly be more attractive than a warrior? Well, the answer to that is: a samurai!

This Ken doll is absolutely breath-taking. Like the motorcycle Ken, he has facial hair (can you tell I like beards, yet?) And this Ken has a unique feature that most Ken dolls don't – his hair is just as long and intricate as Barbie's, and so are his clothes. Japan Ken manages to look as beautiful as he does masculine, which is unique and incredibly attractive. Besides, he has a katana!




#11. Japan Barbie Doll (2010)

This Barbie comes from the same “Dolls of the World” set as Japan Ken. She is just as vibrant, and equally as stunning as her male counterpart.


This doll can pull off red like nobody's business. Come on, no one looks that good in red! I have no idea when anybody would ever want to wear heels that high, clothing that fancy, or makeup that intricately applied, but judging by the expression on Japan Barbie's face, she knows what she wants and what she wants is to look good. This Barbie is unique because her expression is very, very lustful. Either that, or she's eying a delicious, chocolate cake. It's hard to tell with us gals.


#10. Joan Jett Doll (2009)

Joan Jett is the best of the “Ladies of the '80s” series (which also include Cyndi Lauper and Debbie Harry.)

This doll is ridiculously attractive. The doll (as opposed to the actual Joan Jett) actually looks like my ex who had the same hairstyle at one point. Unlike my ex-girlfriend, I look at this doll and know it doesn't hate me. (Cue awkward silence.)

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If you grew up in the eighties and liked rock, the you knew The Blackhearts. This doll really encompasses that strong, eighties rock vibe. Although the doll is a bit too skinny, she does have good form, and her heart-shaped face is very cute.




#9. Hunger Games Katniss Doll (2012)

The Hunger Games got very popular. And so did the character Katniss, along with the actress who played her, Jennifer Lawrence who is known for her blunt and comedic attitude.


Perhaps I don't like the doll – perhaps I like Jennifer Lawrence. It's tough to tell. But I think the doll is quite attractive (even more so than the one that looks like Liza.) Her hairstyle is laid back, but attractive. Her clothes are comfortable, but still cute. The doll's blue eyes really stand out against the orange lining of the coat. And of course, anyone who comes equipped with a bow and arrows is at least a little interesting.


#8. Kenyan Barbie Doll (1994)

For 1994, having a black, almost hairless doll really makes a positive statement about society. The “Dolls of the World” series made an effort to bring diversity to Mattel, and some of the dolls are gorgeous.

I like this Kenyan doll because she has little hair. This, coupled with the amounts of clothing she is wearing, forces you to focus on her face. Her eyes are ginormous, and they're really quite lovely. The red-yellow-green combo is tough to pull off for anyone without making it look childish. But this Barbie does it with ease. And her elaborate jewelry makes for a unique and pretty doll.


#7. Starring Barbie Doll in King Kong (2002)

Admittedly a very odd role for Barbie, this doll turned out to be fantastically beautiful.

Some classic movie dames are revered for their beauty, while others seem to just blend in colorlessly with the rest, looking and sounding alike. This doll encompasses one of the exceptions. She is a Barbie, through and through (blond hair, blue eyes, pink dress.) But the classic look works for her. Her hair fits the shape of her face very well. The dress she is wearing is both sexy and stylish, and gives off the classic cinematic vibe it intended. She has that pearly complexion and tone, so light pink is absolutely the perfect color for this damsel in distress. Unusually enough, she doesn't looked frightened at the monkey; she looks kind of like she's debating on whether or not to eat that cupcake.

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#6. Louisiana State University Barbie Doll (2012)

Why LSU commissioned Mattel to make Barbies (or...however they did it,) I have no idea. But this was the result, and the result is really cute.

I appreciate this doll a lot. I don't really like cheerleaders or college girls (in the traditional sense of the term) but this doll is exceptionally pretty. Something seems wholesome about her, and it's tough to explain why. She isn't showing unnecessary skin or wearing loads of makeup. She's just a cheerleader, and looks content with what she's doing. This Barbie has a pretty face and hair, and generally, a positive feel.


#5. Mexico Barbie Doll (2014)

This is another gorgeous addition to the “Dolls of the World Collection”. And this doll is remarkably unique.

Although Mexicana women are usually a bit darker in complexion, this doll possesses fashionable clothing accurate to Mexican tradition. Blacks, reds, yellows and whites are all common colors in feminine, Mexican garb.

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The outfit is a bold combination of traditional and professional. The color of the suit, along with the bright bow and large hat, are typical colors seen in Mexican formal wear. But this Barbie also has a business sense about her with the jacket, heels and pencil skirt. She has marvelous eyes that are absolutely entrancing. With a round face and porcelain like complexion, she is beautiful in a traditional fashion.



#4. Oriental Barbie Doll (1981)

This is the oldest Barbie on the list, and is almost a decade older than I am! Keep in mind that the term “oriental” is outdated and can be rude due to its disregard for individual cultures. (The fact that this doll isn't specifically from one country or another is ignorant at best.)

Still, the doll herself is beautiful. Her pale skin and round face is more indicative of Chinese heritage. The richness of her brunette can be quite unique for east-Asian cultures, which I believe is a beautiful touch. Although the skirt has a terrible shape, her jacket and colorful garb is stunningly beautiful. Her bangs and unique orange-ish lipstick give her a pretty look that makes her stand out among other Barbies.


#3. Grease Rizzo Barbie Doll (Dance Off) (2008)

Everybody loves Grease, and Rizzo is a timeless character from a very beloved movie.

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Rizzo was pretty, and so is this doll. Although she's too thin to capture Rizzo's attractive and curvy body type, the doll's face keeps the same sexy square jaw and deep, dashing eyes. The red hallmark dress looks perfect against her skin, as does her dark hair. In general, this Barbie is charming and handsome, and so far, one of my absolute favorites.


#2. GONE WITH THE WIND SCARLETT O'HARA Doll (2014)

Few Barbies look as great as their inspiration, but the Gone with the Wind's Scarlett O'Hara doll is an uncanny likeness. O'Hara is a gorgeous Barbie (several, actually) who happens to be one of the most attractive dolls out there.

Out of all the Barbies that relay classic, cinema beauty, the Scarlett doll is my favorite. In part, this is due to her character from the story. I love the inspired dress, as deep as red wine, contrasting against her porcelain skin. The doll's eyes aren't just blue, they're almost sea colored, blue with rich, green undertones. And the hair isn't just brunette. It, too, has undertones, of deep red. This is a very rich, tasteful look, as strong as it is feminine.


#1. Barbie Doll as Lt. Uhura (2009)

The last doll I've chosen is none other than our beloved Uhura, originally played by the wonderful Nichelle Nichols and later by Guardians of the Galaxy's and Avatar's Zoe Saldana (who the doll clearly represents.)

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What's so attractive about the doll isn't necessarily the craftsmanship, but what she represents: science fiction has come a long way, and is one of the oldest outlets supporting strong women that show leadership. The doll does, however, really possess the same air of charisma and whimsy that the lieutenant did. Complete with excellent poise and a deadly weapon, this is one gorgeous Barbie. 


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